A Boy and his Blog...

For those of you who like to keep count, this is blog number three.

I'm sure that my penchant for trading up blog locations says volumes about my issues with commitment, but I'm cool with that. The reason why I switched up again is two-fold: First, I got a snazzy domain name for myself. Second, my last blog was on myspace. And myspace totally blows.

So, here I am.

For the 27 loyal readers who used to check out my blog on myspace, my apologies. I will be repeating myself a few times up here. This is because I'm a busy guy. Also, I kind of liked some of the stuff I posted on the last blog, and I'd hate for it to go to waste.

If you're reading my blog for the first time? Hi. Welcome to Jimmykayak.com. I hope you enjoy your stay.

If you don't, I recommend taking the following steps.

1) Stop reading my blog


2) Dedicate your life to things you would enjoy doing more than reading my blog.


3) Find joy in doing the above things, which will lead to a happy and productive life.


4) Find love.

5) If the physical laws of this love allow, procreate. If not, adopt.

6) Teach your offspring all of the wisdom that you have accrued in your lifetime. This wisdom may include avoiding my blog. It may not. It's your kid. The choice is up to you.

7) Die happy and surrounded by your loved ones, knowing that you have lived your life to the fullest, made no compromises, are content with the fact that you stopped reading my blog, and that you never looked back.

Thank you for your patronage.

Jim Out.