A Conversation With A Six Year Old.

Katey (trying to tie her shoe): I'm not very good at this.

Kayak: That's okay. You will be soon.

Katey: How soon?

Kayak: That depends. It just takes practice. Besides, pobody's nerfect.

Katey: What did you say?

Kayak: I said pobody's nerfect.

Katey: I think you mean nobody's perfect.

Kayak: That's what I said. Pobody's nerfect.

Katey: Say it with me. Nobody's...

Kayak: Nobody's...

Katey: Perfect.

Kayak: Perfect.

Katey: Good. Now, put it together.

Kayak: Pobody's nerfect. How'd I do?

Katey: (shaking her head) I just don't know how to tie my shoe. You have real problems!