Nobel Lauriets in Literature Can Be Real Dicks, Sometimes

"All the world's a hospital. You can be a patient, or a nurse."
- T.S Eliot

"Or you could be a volunteer. There are lots of volunteers at hospitals."
- Jimmy Kayak

"Shut up, Kayak."
- T. S Eliot

"I'm just saying...you could be a volun-"
- Jimmy Kayak

"Are you still talking? Because I'm pretty sure I said shut up."
- T.S Eliot

"Fine, asshole! Oh...and by the way. Even with the Christian parallels, 'The Chronicles of Narnia' still smacks of the latent sexism and racism of the 1950's, which makes it less relevant for our current generation."
- Jimmy Kayak

"So fuck you!"
- Jimmy Kayak

"'The Chronicles of Narnia' were written by C.S Lewis. I'm T.S Eliot."
- T.S Eliot




"Oh."
- Jimmy Kayak

"Holy shit. You're fuckin' DUMB!"
- T.S Eliot