Monday, June 23, 2008

When Cheese Gets Its Picture Taken, What Does It Say?

I've begun worshiping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate.

- George Carlin

(1937 to 2008)



Well, George, I guess you've swallowed enough saliva. Rest in Peace. And may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.



Jim Out.

1 comments:

Kelila said...

Well written article.