It's been a fantastic trip, but I've got a sweet life at home, and and I'm happy to be returning to it.
I'm in London, today, and am off to visit with family and friends. But don't worry. Gnoman will be taking up the slack by telling you all about our trip to Prague.
Okay Gnoman...you're up!
Hey bitches!
Yeah, we're comin' home soon. It'll be nice to go back to my little roost on Kayak's porch, hang out with my buddy, the Turd, and continue my strict regimen of hitting on Jim's girlfriend. It's been an awesome trip, though! One of the cities we hung out in was Prague.
Here's the proof:
Old Town Square! This beautiful area was just steps from our hostel.
Look at this place! Not even my horrible absynthe hangover could prevent me from enjoying the architecture.
The Celestial Clock. Best. Clock. Ever!
This band of old Chezk guys was rockin'! The singer sang out of an old-timey megaphone!
See that behind me? That's Prague. Soak it in.
I stand on guard for thee.
Just a nice cathedral...
We went to the Toy Museum. Oh, hey Darth! How's it hangin'?
Fuck you.
Creepiest toy ever.
I hooked up with my old Special Ops Action Squad. We used to do mercenary work back in the bad old days.
Ladies, we have a problem. Too much clothing. Get naked!
One of my exes. She was always so kinky!
Damn you to hell!
This is a sculpture by a guy named David Cerny. He's awesome.
Ha ha! This band sucks ass!
Another Cerny sculpture. This one's dedicated to my man Kafka.
Jim said we were going to the powder gate, and I got super stoked. Then he explained it used to store gun powder. Fuck that shit.
Prague it up!
Yep...another Cerny. These guys piss Chezk literary quotes.
AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA!
Okay...off to Berlin.
That's all she wrote for Prague, folks! Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll hit a pub for a pint or nine.
Gnoman out.
1 comments:
What happened to your nose?
You still look the most handsome. I want to hear more tales of scandal!
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