Gnoman Speaks! A Gnome in London

Well, Gentle Reader, I'm in Prague. It's gorgeous here, and there's a lot to see. I've decided that today I would take a break from blogging, and invite a guest blogger to post in my stead. So here's my traveling friend Gnoman with his thoughts on London.

Take it away, Gnoman!

What's up, bitches!

Man...it's about friggin' time Kayak let me loose up here! I was reading through his blog, earlier. Geez, what a fuckin' windbag! He's all "One time I went to Pigalle and some chick grabbed my crotch." and "Here's a stupid letter I wrote about some old movie with Jimmy Stewart".

BLAH BLAH BLAH!

So last night, while we were getting hammered on absinthe at the Chapeau Rouge, I finally told him "Give the people what they want!". And he's all "What do the people want?". So I told him.

GNOMAN!

So here I am.

Now, I've been to a ton of places. You all know that. Some of you might remember my profile from Facebook, before those fascist fuck-nuts took it down. Right now we're in Prague, but I've decided to split the photos up and do each city separately. That way it doesn't take as long to upload them all (hostels have old computers), and you get more posts featuring yours truly.

So...without further ado...Here's London!


Once we got off the plane we hit the tube for the hostel. Here's me just chillin'.


Are we there yet?


It was early in the morning on New Year's Day when we got there, and some of the travelers were still partying. This knucklehead was passed out, so we all drew on him and piled random shit on top him. Ha ha!



We couldn't check in until later, so we stashed our shit in the luggage room and hit the town! Here's me looking peaceful in Ravencourt Park.


Jim made a funny face with his breakfast. Because he's a loser.


One of my old girlfriends lives in London so I looked her up. She asked me over for tea. Yeah..."tea". Right. Lizzy wanted some Gnoman action.


Here's me strollin' up the walk on my way to do the Queen.


Nice lawn ornament!



We found another park, so we decided to take a leisurely walk.


The squirrels in London are fat bastards!


Hey you! You're a fat bastard!


London threw a parade to welcome me to their fair city.


We met this guy while watching the parade. His name's Darren, from Devonshire. Kinda creepy...


P'rade!



Here's me in front of the London Eye.



And here's me in front of Westminster Abbey.



Look kids! Big Ben and the Parliament!


I decided to cut a demo while I was in town. This studio seemed like a good place to do it.


Sweet!


You never give me your money!



Look, kids! Big Ben! Parliament!


Sherlock Holmes needed a bit of help with a big case, so I lent him my expertise.


Jim wanted me to tell you that this is the best veggie burger he's ever eaten. I would like to tell you that Jim is an idiot.



I needed to make a couple of phone calls.


I was trying to secure a bit of companionship, but Jim wouldn't pay for it. What a cheapskate!


Trafalgar Square.


Trafalgar Fountain.


Here's me popping in on the Great Detective. We did a couple of lines, and I was on my way.


London at night!


Look kids...Big Ben...Parliament...aw forget it.


Camden Market, baby!


I got mauled by a bear while I was there.


Just taking a rest. Nothing to see here.


To the future!


Dude, you're too slow. Can I just play through?


What the...??


Aw yeah! Camden!


The tube is crowded.


Jim tried to sell me at Spittlefield's Market, but it was closed. What a bastard!


Just a weird looking building


On the plane to Edinburgh.

And that's it!

Edinburgh's up next, once Kayak decides to let me back on the computer. But right now, Prague's outside! I gotta hit the clubs!

Peace!


Gnoman out.