Well, I'm still in Amsterdam, and having a wonderful time. I thought I would take advantage of the upload-friendly computers to put up a few more pictures of everybody's favorite stormin' Gnome.
So here's Gnoman!
Kayak! You're killin' me!
Why are you making me sit at this friggin' computer and talk about Paris? Did you look outside, yet?
We. Are. In AMSTERDAM!
I think this is a comspiracy to keep me from picking Jim's pocket again, and heading back down to the ladies in the window...if you know what I'm sayin'.
Anyway, here's what we did in Paris.
Beautiful tower. More Beautiful Gnome
City of lights!
Yeah...Paris is okay.
They certainly are nice to their pigoens, there.
Headin' for the Louvre!
Oh, hello!
Hey baby. How 'bout a handjob?
...too soon?
Louvre!
They don't believe in ugly ceilings, here.
This was my favorite part. The statue gallery!
Jim put me down for a second, and the next thing I know, I'm art! Luckily, Kayak was around to spring me. You know, this is just the type of prejudice and persecution we garden gnomes have put up with for generations. STOP THE MADNESS! FREE THE GNOMES!
Me in some fancy park.
Here's the Paris Eye.
Arc de Triomphe...geez! What's with all this touristy crap! Hey Kayak! Let's go to a place GNOMAN wants to go to, for once!
That's more like it!
Okay...I gotta go! Amsterdam's outside!
Gnoman out.
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Dear Gnoman! Please post more about your adventures! You da best!
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