I like my little blog, and all the fun stuff I do, up here. I enjoy the Random Song Lyric Sonnets, the Random Triva Factoids, and the various other random things I do. Occasionally, I'll put up a bit of fiction, or a funny video. And it's nice. I like that this is my little porch on the interwebs, and that all of you pop by for a visit, from time to time.
But, occasionally, I get pissed off at the world, and some of the assholes that inhabit it. And when that happens, I just gotta spout off about it. Today is one of those days, so I've decided to be creative and turn it into an occasional feature.
I call it The Jimmykayak.com Douchebag of the Day.
Here I will name some of the finest examples of douchebaggery our society has to offer. I will then award them with their very own Douchebag Certificate of Merit, which guarantees them entry into the Massive Douchebag Hall of Fame.
So who will be our first entrant into this prestige douchey little club?
KEN STARR! That's who!
These are two of the world's smallest violins playing "I'm a Crusty Dickhead that Nobody Likes".
Some of you might remember this guy as the sandy little butthole that got Clinton impeached. Well, it seems that oral sex isn't the only thing Starr is terrified of. He is also a rampant homophobe.
Mr. Starr has joined forces with those festering genetal warts over at the "Yes on Prop 8" campaign. Turns out that snatching the basic human right to marry isn't enough for this turd alliance. Now they're seeking to forcibly divorce the over 18, 000 LEGALLY MARRIED gay couples that currently live in California.
Nice.
Mr. Starr, for your diligence in sticking your greasy face in other people's personal lives, for your active campaign against love, and for just generally acting like the kid in the schoolyard who deserves every beatdown he gets, it gives me great pleasure to appoint you the very first Jimmykayak.com Douchebag of the Day!
Congratulations Ken! You're a douchebag!
Jim out.
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