Personally, I think it's corny, but he thinks it's a stroke of comedic genius. I suppose it's kinda funny...in a dirty old gnome sort of way. Do me a favour, and try to compliment him about it in the comments section. It would really make the little fella's day.
Speaking of Gnoman and Amsterdam, here they are!
You're up, buddy.
What's up ho-bags?
Before I take you on a whimsical tour of Amsterdam, check out that title!
"Gnoman's Nether Regions"! That cracks me up every time!
I'm full of funny jokes like that! I keep tellin' Kayak to let me add some gags and shit to the stuff he writes, but he never goes for it. Personally, I think he needs all the help he can get. Have you read some of this stuff? What a jack-off!
Anyway, here's Amsterdam.

Me in the old town square.

Hey baby! How much?

I've always wanted to be an Ass Floor Manager...

Yee-haw!

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

Oh...this just keeps getting better...

Here is a big shoe.

When crossing the street in Amsterdam, you need to look out for cyclists, trams, and drunken tourists.

Some sort of monument thingey...

Erotic art! Right in the street! I love this city...

There are a ton of dykes in Amsterdam. What? There is!

Yard stone carvings like this one used to be used instead of street numbers. Much nicer.

The Museum of what? Do they give free samples?

Goodbye Amsterdam!

Time to head home to Belgium!
There it is, folks! Our trip to Amsterdam! Next, it's off to Brussels and Bruges! Home sweet home!
Smell ya later!
Gnoman out.

1 comments:
Love the car that looks like one of the droids from Silent Running - and the boob cobblestone art, of course.
Gnomon, you need your own blog.
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