I Guess I Shouldn't Be Surprised that the Author of "A Clockwork Orange" is a Dick...

It's always good to remember where you come from and celebrate it. To remember where you come from is part of where you're going.

-Anothony Burgess

I'm going back to Portage la Prairie?

- Jimmy Kayak

No...not literally...Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick! You're a moron!

- Anthony Burgess

Yeah? Well at least I didn't write a book about guys who stomp on kittens, wierdo!

- Jimmy Kayak

1) It's a dystopian novel. The character's aren't supposed to be pleasant. That's why it's dystopian.

2) Actually you did. In grade one. Your parents were called into the school for a special meeting.

- Anthony Burgess

That didn't have GUYS stomping on kittens! It was ROBOTS! They just LOOKED like guys!
- Jimmy Kayak

Whatever, psycho.
- Anthony Burgess